Overheard

"Dude, you should put a colon here. That would be cool."

"Hang on. I just need to look up some conjunctive adverbs."

Srsly. People who claim that "this generation" can't read or write need to go stick their heads in a bucket.

UPDATE: And, today, I walk up to two boys, giggling madly, and find that they are amused by a campaign poster from the McKinley/Roosevelt ticket. Of 1900.