Saturday, May 31, 2014


 So I'm at the AP reading. The hotel is smoking hot. Sweaty. Stifling. It's hot, y'all. But I set my A/C on stun so I should be shivering in no time.

And hey - travel observations - isn't Texas having a draught or something? Might be good if they looked into the toilets at DFW. They flush continuously. For minutes. Maybe hours. Possibly days. That's a lot of water.

In other news, I went down to the Bourbon Bar (where readers drown their sorrows) and encountered a large gang of AP Chem readers. They were telling chemistry-related jokes. Yes, funny stories from the trenches of chem teaching - "I said 'titration' and she heard 'titilation!'" Indeed. Hilarious. Those humanities people. So funny.

Tomorrow the real fun begins. Brace yourself.