Charles finally heard the words he's waited 5 years for:
"Dad, would you play a video game with me?"
Thank you, Uncle Garner. As usual, you and Aunt Elizabeth have an unerring talent for choosing the perfect gift.
UPDATE: From Iain's room, at the moment, come these dulcet strains (loudly): "I'm the KING of NORTH AMERICA! Dum de duh Dum de DUH!" Sort of to the tune of...I don't even know.