You can take a girl out of the South. But we all know you can't ever erase the cultural norms she learned there.
No white after Labor Day: CHECK, DAMMIT.
And weejuns. Barefoot, y'all. No socks with your weejuns. That's nasty.
Today, I received a lovely new pair. First pair since my beloved bought-at-16 pair (I wore those for almost 15 years but eventually a hole appeared in the sole). I'm wearing them right now and plan to keep wearing them for the next 15 years.