Do You Think We Need a Downstairs Fridge?

So we take Iain out for dinner. Breakfast, of course.

He eats:

• One large pancake, with butter and maple syrup
• One large strip of bacon
• Two scrambled eggs
• A large pile of fried potatoes
• Two orange wedges
• A very large mug of hot cocoa

On the way home, we hear this from the backseat:

"I'm hungry."

And sure enough, he proceeded to drink a glass of goat milk, eat an entire large orange, and drink a glass of diluted cranberry juice.

We're doomed. Doomed, I tell you!