College Plans

Me: "Iain, where are you going to go to college?"

[Pause]

Iain: "Dragon Mountain."

Me: "Is it hard to get in there?"

Iain: "Yes, a dragon lurks inside."

...

Iain: "You're my pet." [He pats me.] "You're a bad cat. A bad girl cat."

[Iain exits stage right.]