Tidbits

"Moommmm? What if I was a penguin and you were a rock?"

"Mooommm? What if we grew a 50-foot banana?"

"Mooommm? What if I was a fish and you were a penguin?"

"Mooommm? What if I punched myself intheface!?" [we discourage this]

Netflix playing Handy Manny, conversation about the Tooth Fairy. Program stops for some technical reason. Iain mutters, "Whatever..."

"If I was a farmer, would you worry?"

"What about if I was a sailor?"

"What about if I built rockets?"

"How do you say 'no' in Spanish?"
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"NO!"
etc.