Yeah, I'm pretty cute. I don't like to brag, but I'm certainly the cutest baby in my house. No contest, really. And I'm single, ladies. That's right - SWM, lives at home, likes long walks in his stroller, vibrating seats, eating every 2 hours, and bright lights. You: quick to clean a diaper, willing to hold me close (and jiggle a little), available to cater to my every need. Would you like a close-up? OK.
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