Elmo, Elmo, Elmo.
Not this kind of diaper:
Or this kind:
Elmo only. ONLY.
Let me put it this way. You may have noticed that whenever I get a diaper that isn't one of the two Elmo designs I immediately produce either a fountain of pee or a huge poo. Huge. With sound effects.
This is no accident.
Every time you give me a Big Bird or an Ernie, or (God forbid!) a Cookie Monster - be advised that I am going to sully it.
It's Elmo, kids, or nothing.
You have been warned.
1 comment:
My three year old niece, Isabella, still insists on Elmo Pull-up pants, so apparently Elmo is THE fashion statement for the youngest set. I have a suggestion--buy Elmo stickers to put over the other characters pictures, and maybe he'll hold it longer...maybe?
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