Creepy

Housekeeping came by. Made the bed. Tidied up the towels. And arranged all of my toiletries in this little vignette. It's oddly precise. The stuff below was all lined up in perfect strips.

I might need to put out the Do Not Disturb sign tomorrow. Because...I'm not entirely comfortable with this level of attention.

In other news: let's say you open a booklet and read this:

Sometimes, I like to rub myself with Vaseline all over and pretend I'm a slug.

And then he wrote:

I hope that made you feel better. 

 It did not. Now, in fact, I'm freaked out.