Thursday, December 10, 2009

Oh Noes!

According to my favorite terrible-no-good-very-bad rag, Thomas the Tank Engine is sexist and classist! The horror!

(It's ok, Thomas. Iain still loves you. Of course, right now he's sick with something that's making him projectile vomit. So maybe you should come get some love tomorrow.)

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Gossie!

So...last night around 9 I went upstairs. Charles and I have been watching our favorite TV show at 9 every night (we use Netflix to get interesting shows, then watch them on our DVD player. We got rid of the cable a few months ago and I really don't miss it).

Walking past Iain's door, I noticed that there was a quiet sort of chatting coming from within. Hmmm.

Ten minutes later, it was still going. So I opened the door to see if he was ok. Why yes. Yes he was.

"Mama!" he said, "Gossie!"

He was reading, in his crib. With the overhead light on. Oops.

Boy, was he ticked off when I turned off the light and said goodnight.

In other news, two new words: yeah, and overalls. As in [me in the parking lot of Kroger] "Isn't that a nice truck, Iain?" reply: "Yeah!"

Tomorrow is the last day of classes. After that, it's grading and paperwork and finally, finally, finally, the holiday. Good times.

Christmas is coming. I think I need this.

Shhh! No Talking in the Library

Miss Freddie seems to enjoy the new Cambridge library. And who wouldn't? It looks gorgeous. All that wood!

Do you think she's looking for books about being a big sister? If not, she should be...

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Sorry That I Haven't Written, By A Moose I Should be Bitten...

Whip me, beat me.
Make me pay.
For ignoring you this way.*

I didn't post all day because there have been a flurry of interesting events that demanded my attention.

However, tomorrow I will return with more to say and more pictures of The Pasha. That is, if we survive the 60 mph winds forecast for tonight.

Cheerio!

*not written by me. Found on a greeting card 15 years ago and memorized out of sheer admiration for the silly fun of it.

Maddie: Look and Weep (Plus Toes)

Maddie gamboling, adorably, above.

And below, Maddie's toes, liberated!

Madeline! Modesty!

Monday, December 07, 2009

The Poky Little Puppy


For some reason, Iain likes this book. It's a classic, but I find its storyline kind of confusing.

Here's what the back of the book says:

"In this beloved bestseller, a puppy loves to dig holes under the fence and go for a walk in the wide, wide world - despite what his mother says. But the poky little puppy digs one hole too many in this charming story, and ends up missing dessert!"

Now this is a total lie.

1. The poky puppy does not dig the holes. His siblings (there are four of them) dig the hole with him: "Five little puppies dug a hole under the fence."

2. The poky puppy doesn't seem like he wants to go for a walk at all. And he's profoundly disinterested in the "wide, wide world." He likes to focus his intellectual energy on the finite, the comprehensible. To wit, he gets distracted by a "fuzzy caterpillar" and a "brown hop-toad."

3. It is, in fact, his very poky-ness that causes his siblings to comment on him at all. For narrative purposes, he exists by being poky, not by being adventurous and full of mischief as the book's cover would have you believe.

4. The poky puppy only misses his dessert at the end, after his siblings double-cross him. The first time out, he smells rice pudding and the other four puppies run home. They are punished by their mother (for digging the hole) and get nothing. Poky gets it all! The second time, he "hears" mother making chocolate pudding. The other four run home, get there first (remember, they're not poky) and are punished. No pudding. Poky gets it all! (never mind that chocolate is poisonous to dogs) Time #3, is the kicker.

Poky "sees" strawberry shortcake at home. The other four run home, and the usual confrontation occurs. But then they sneak out and re-fill the hole under the fence. To reward them, their mother gives them the strawberry shortcake. It's only Poky, who is late and must squeeze between the fence slats, who gets nothing.

Are we clear on this? His siblings, as a group, break the rules. Twice, they get no dessert while Poky gets it all. On the third try, they deliberately exclude him and he gets nothing. This story is like Joseph and his coat. Or something.

Clearly, this is a tale that examines the power of temporality and perspective, elevating the status of the other while dramatizing the ultimate triumph of the majority.

A Little Golden Storybook, indeed.

New Tricks

1. Drinking out of a "papa pup," aka a proper cup. This morning, Iain asked me for milk. "You have milk right here," I said. He tried to take the lid off by pushing it up. I twisted it off, then offered it to him. He shook his head. "What do you want?" More head shaking. "Do you want a proper cup?" "Papa pup!" Triumph. I brought it, decanted the milk, and he drank it all without spilling.

2. Wearing "minutes." We bought Iain two pairs of awesome mittens at Target. And when I say "we" I mean Charles. After the very-very-cold Thanksgiving trip to the local park, a pair of mittens seemed like a good idea. And Target sells simple, knit mittens for $2 (that's $1 per pair!). At first, Iain was not enthused. But yesterday we took him to the Arboretum for a walk (we checked the football schedule ahead of time. Turns out football's over for the season!) and in the 37 degree weather he had a lightbulb moment with regard to the mittens. So now he wants to wear his "minutes" all the time.

New words: glasses, Barney (nooooooo!), belly button, jammies, click