Sunday, June 03, 2012

Green Lantern

Iain, today:

"Green Lantern's the best superhero."
"Why's that?"
"Well...if, like, a kid forgets his glasses, or it's dark."
"What would Green Lantern do?"
"You know, if a kid needs glasses or can't see because it's dark."
"Yeah, but what's Green Lantern got to do with that?"
"He has a lantern."

Well, duh.

1 comment:

Bart said...

Plus, Green Lantern has Ryan Reynolds' ass.

But you might point out to Iain that if Green Lantern was so great, his movie wouldn't have been such a stinker.

Thor, on the other hand, had a great movie and if you were trapped with him in a dark room, he could always call up some lightning to help you see your way.

Plus, Thor has Chris Hemsworth's ass. :¬)