Please Follow Along As I Narrate the Action...

[The Mom walks into The Pasha's room, 9:12am]

"Daddy!"
"Up!"
"Poop!"
"All clean."
"New Diaper!"
"Jammies"
"Wipes!"
"Toes"
[The Mom asks how many toes]
"Three, Four, Nine..."
"Two!"
"Zip!"
"Bekkie"
"Toast"
"Down!"
"Thomas, uh huh!"
"Walk!"
"Milk"
"Toast! Butter. Jam"

END OF SCENE.

As you may have guessed, Iain has taken to narrating everything we do. He just talks his way through it. I think he gets this from his father, whom we all know as a Talker.