Thursday, September 11, 2008

Diagnosis: Mom-Poopa-Phobia

On MWF, I stay home, work on my book revisions, write, grade, and otherwise try to be a productive scholar. Oh - and I take care of Iain.

On T/Th, I go to school and teach while Charles entertains, protects, teaches and otherwise works to make Iain a good person.

Here's a quiz about Iain's latest pooping schedule:

1. Iain poops on:
a. Tuesday
b. Thursday
c. Anytime Mom leaves the house
d. Whenever Dad's in charge

2. Iain never poops when:
a. It's Monday.
b. It's Wednesday.
c. It's Friday.
d. Mom is on duty.

Ok, tally your points. If you answered "a" to either question, give yourself a piece of chocolate. If you answered "a," "b" or "c" to either question, have a piece of chocolate cake. You deserve it.

And if you answered "d" to both questions: you should take an all-expense paid trip to San Francisco to tour the Sharffenberger factory and get a lifetime's supply of chocolate. You are a genius. How did you know?

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