Charles: Hey, why don't you check the delivery status for our BOB?
Fiona: OK.
[time elapse: 3 hours while Fiona forgets, makes dinner, forgets, feeds baby, forgets, bathes baby, forgets, puts baby to bed, forgets, checks her email...]
Charles: Hey, why don't you check on the stroller?
Fiona: Ok.
Fiona: Huh.
Charles: What?
Fiona: "Delivered. 8-27-08."
Charles: Oh.
[Both go to front door. On porch is four foot by two foot box, in plain view.]
Charles and Fiona: These dogs are not doing their job.
The End.
Thank you. We'll be opening on Broadway in the spring.
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