MEMOTO: The Staff
FROM: His Imperial Excellency, Imperator, Grand Director of All Stuff, Iain
DATE: February 1, 2009
RE: Food
I would like to indicate some changes to the lunch/dinner/snack protocol.
1. I will no longer consume cut up prunes. I will chew on them for ten minutes and then force you to fish out the half-masticated shell, causing you to gag.
2. I may have indicated interest in the Korean rice crackers last week, but this week they are non-starters. I will toss them on the floor.
3. New foods that are acceptable include: hummus, Nutri-Grain Bars (apple flavor).
Please note these changes.
3 comments:
Well. He has spoken.
The staff at Team Cherkis-Bray world headquarters similarly learned this morning that tiny pumpkin-ricotta pancakes ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE. The floors, they are strewn.
Ridiculous! Those sound delicious.
We have entered a period of non-swallowing, as well. Iain will chew, slobber on, and generally mush up a food item (prune, rice chex, and today a piece of bacon) but not swallow. For like 15 or 20 minutes.
It's gross, dude.
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