World's Loveliest Porta-Loo

Just in case anyone needed to visit the potty while partying the night away, Miriam and Will made sure there were portable toilets right next to the wedding tent.

Here, our lovely spokesmodel, Jen, demonstrates Porta-Loo entrance technique. Note the graceful turn of the shoulder.


But inside, these turn out to be nothing like any portable toilet you've ever seen. Yes, kids, those are framed pictures on the wall - of James Bond, no less.

And there are three stalls, each with a proper door that locks and a proper toilet that flushes.


And then there are the real, working sinks with real, working soap dispensers and real, made-from-trees paper towels. Seriously.

Generally, one avoids porta-loos as much as possible. I hear from a little bird that one of Miriam's sisters was a sensation one year at the Kentucky Derby because she spent so much time in one, but that's the exception. These potties are also exceptional.

I know I have highlighted bad toilets a couple of times (Cork Bus Station, I'll never forget your dirty diapers shoved in the corners!) (Cambridge public toilets, I'll never forget the thin film of urine on your floors!), but I can be positive. Occasionally. So consider these the Absolute Best Porta-Loos Evar.