Saturday, March 07, 2009

Notes to Staff: White Bread

White bread is preferred, especially toasted. I've done the research, and if you don't want me to get beriberi or pellagra, consider Wonder bread.

If it is not white bread, be prepared to provide a condiment, such as butter. Don't complain when I then make a mess - you could have served toasted white bread. Waffles and pancakes are only marginally acceptable.

Also, there's something not quite right about the squash.

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