Monday, June 01, 2009

Renaissance Woman

She reads. Serious books, too. None of this junior fiction crapola. Philosophy, linguistics, critical race theory, conceptualizations of nation-building. Important stuff, Mr. I Just Learned to Like Ollie the Stomper. Serious books.

Of course, she's afraid of the vacuum. Because, deep down, we all are.

And she sets all the fashion trends. Here you see the one-up-one-down style of leg warmer. In the 80s, icons like Pat Benatar tried to rock this look, but failed. They wore both leg warmers up, or both down. Maddie has solved this problem. Remember: Love is a Battlefield.

What's dad doing? Spraying the yard. No, what's he doing with that thing on his head? Oh, that.

It's a diaper. Duh.

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