I'm A Sliding MACHINE!

First, you crawl through the tunnel, see?

Then you have to walk across the breezeway. It's breezy.

Then, WHOOSH! Down the slide. The Dad will catch you, so no worries. To be completely frank (Hi, Frank!), this slide was a bit much even for moi. But I'm growing larger every single day, so I give it a week before I'm 100%.

Yesterday, I took a giant leap forward, sartorially speaking. The Mom dressed me in a blue polo over a white long-sleeved T-shirt, with brown cargo pants. She started to put my brown suede shoes on but I said, "Bu Shuz!" Naturally, she capitulated. My brown shoes came off and my blue shoes went on, and I was sooo stylish. I have to ensure that my #1 Lady (Callie!) can be proud of how I look, right?