Months ago, I posted a singles ad. I like naps, a nice bottle, someone to change my diaper and read me books, and occasionally a stroll through the neighborhood in my BOB.NO replies. What's wrong with me? I'm nearly six months old, and the ladies don't seem interested. It's like I don't speak their language or something. I just want to say, "What? You don't like drool?"
Maybe I should start hitting the gym. A new haircut? Some fancy duds?
2 comments:
Somebody marvelous is so looking like his Daddy.
The right person will come along soon, I feel sure.
Maybe some sort of state supported boarding school for smarties is the place to look...
Oh, the girls must just be shy. You, my dear, are too cute!
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