Last night, anticipating my birthday, I had dinner at Ramsey's. I started with buttered saltines, as you can see. They were awesome. Awesomely messy, I mean. I smeared the butter across my face before munching the crackers. This is an excellent technique because the butter makes your entire face sticky. When crumbs fall, you catch them with your butter face. Also, The Mom is much less likely to swoop in for random kisses if you're covered with crumb-y butter.
And this morning, once The Hallowed Day had arrived, I experienced the joy of the front-facing carseat. It was life-changing, have no doubt.
Last night, anticipating my birthday, I had dinner at Ramsey's. I started with buttered saltines, as you can see. They were awesome. Awesomely messy, I mean. I smeared the butter across my face before munching the crackers. This is an excellent technique because the butter makes your entire face sticky. When crumbs fall, you catch them with your butter face. Also, The Mom is much less likely to swoop in for random kisses if you're covered with crumb-y butter.
And this morning, once The Hallowed Day had arrived, I experienced the joy of the front-facing carseat. It was life-changing, have no doubt.
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