Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Chomp!

Maddie and her Daddie conducting a restaurant review. See how she clenches her straw in her teeth? See how she holds the cell phone like a light-saber? See how she wears a diaper out to dinner? See how she keeps a "palate-cleanser" in her right hand? It's just like Ruth Reichl dressing up to sneak around NY when she was the critic for the New York Times.

Maddie's totally in-cog-neeto, kids.

5 comments:

Chris Bray said...

Curious -- from the signs above The Dad's head, one could almost get the impression that these parents have brought their tiny lady to a bar. They can't possibly have done such a thing, of course.

Love the tiny happy face though, dude.

Fiona said...

Dude, that's simply unthinkable.

[psst! No one would have noticed had you chosen to stay quiet, dude.]

Chris Bray said...

PR 101, dude. It's important to get out in front of the accusation.

Fiona said...

The real question is: whatchoo been feeding that girl to produce such bodacious cheeks? Inquiring minds want to know.

Chris Bray said...

Let me just say in response that OTBL(*) is not afraid to shove whole massive chunks of brie into her face with a clenched fist. Cheeeeeeeeese.

Blueberries also meet with approval, and are handled delicately, with just the fingertips.

(*) "Our Tiny Beautiful Lady"