My God! This won't do, my dears. It won't do At All. We shall have to perform a radical re-design in this guest bathroom, starting with the toilet paper storage.
Hmm...we have here what interior designers call a Problem of Scale. Too many rolls, too small a drawer. I propose that we tear out the console and replace it with a larger unit. We might have to expand the bathroom, now that I look at the floorplan. In fact, it may be necessary to pop out a wall. It won't be too much trouble, though - probably 6-8 months and not more than half a million dollars. Shall we get started?
WAIT! I've had a flash of brilliance. This, my friends, is why I've been voted Designer of the Year three years in a row by Baby Interior Design Digest.
What if...what iffff...we just placed two rolls at a time in the drawer??
I can hardly stand my own talent, honestly.
2 comments:
All true professionals have a half-circle of teething drool at the top of their shirts, dude.
This is priceless!! You are so funny!!
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